Zi and the Talking Tom Cat

On my new phone there is an app called Talking Tom Cat. It's a little animated cat that will repeat what you say into the phone. Some of the favorite phrases at our house are "I farted" and "I pooped my pants!" Zion just doesn't quite understand that it is just repeating everything he says in a higher voice. He actually thinks it is talking to him. Last night they got into a fight.

Zion: "we got Lightning McQueen movie"
Talking Tom Cat: "we got Lightning McQueen movie"
Z: "no you don't!"
TTC: "no you don't!"
Z: "yes. we do!"
TTC: "yes. we do!"
Z: "no we have Lightning McQueen movie upstairs!" (getting angry)
TTC: "no we have Lightning McQueen movie upstairs!"
Z: "NO. YOU. DON'T!"
TTC: "NO. YOU. DON'T!"

(we are cracking up at this point)

Z: "WE. HAVE. LIGHTNING. MC. A. QA. UEEN. MOVIE!"
TTC: "WE. HAVE..."

At this point Zi looks over at Jerime and calmly says "I'm gonna shoot him."

Boogers

The other morning when I went to get Zion out of bed he was knuckle deep in his nose.
"I can't get it. It's too far away up there!"

Then a few minutes later he was knuckle deep in the other side.
"Oh, here it is! It was in my other nose!"